Good jokes

When do you know you are getting a good deal on a boat? -- When there's a sail on it.

Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.

"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."

A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"

The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

Why are New Yorkers so good at reading?

Some of them went through 100 stories in 10 seconds.

Jesus seemed like he was probably a good guy; healed the sick, fed the hungry, and gave good advice.

Jesus had only one flaw: he was always hanging around.