I started crying when dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
You know having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
How do you call a very good lemonade?Fantatastic
I wasn't close to my dad when he died. Which was good he died during 9/11
You have to be a good mom to be a milf
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes they have no delivery.
Good lord, any tips on how to kidnap children. I say free candy and they run
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on youtube? A very good person
You look good now, but you’d look better hanging from my ceiling. ;)
Why are vegetarians so good at giving head? Because they’re used to having nuts in their mouth
i'm great!! i'm good i'm doing good hahaha. i mean "well" haha! haha i'm doing well, not good! haha i'm not doing good! im not doing so good
Can we stop talking about 9/11? My dad died, man, but he was a good pilot.
I seen your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing. Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
A woman was sitting alone at a bar and a man approached her. He asked her why she looked so sadly. She responded that her boyfriend had just broken up with her because she was too kinky.
The man expressed his amazement when he admitted that his girlfriend had dumped him because of his fetishes. After a few drinks they decided to go back to her place.
When they arrived she told him to make himself comfortable while she freshened up. The man complied. After a long time she burst open her bedroom door and she said, "I hope you're ready!"
She stood in the doorway wearing a latex body suit and a gas mask. She had a whip in one hand, a flogger in the other hand and a 12 inch strap-on dangling between her thighs.
The dude looked at her and said, "Thanks, but I'm good for the night!"
She said, "I thought you said that you were kinky."
The dude replied, "While you were in there I f-cked your cat, pissed in your plants and came on your curtains. It's been fun!
I cried when dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Stop hating on pedophiles. At least they're good babysitters.
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading.Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
These jokes have a good build up, but in the end they all come crashing down
friend: how's it going? me: good, things are good! parent: how are you? me: oh I'm fine! Twitter: compose new tweet? me: hellooooo l would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it
