Q.how do you know if a gang of Chinese people robed your house A.all the rice is gone
Yo son so excellent he gone to a Rubik’s cube competition who competed against his daddy
Magician..." I am the greatest magician in the whole world... look now you see the rabbit in the hat and now it is gone!...Redneck girl..."That`s nothing my dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple hours!"...
your hair line is gone cause you never bathed or brushed
Nope, should've gone to Specsavers.
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadn’t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman I’d become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
“Yes, it’s such a shame that she’s gone blind,” she said sadly.
when someone says to cheer up: you, I never thought of that. :) -> in reality, :( (sob)
depression is no game and here in this world we are here for each other although at times it might not seem like it. keep strong and you'll find the end of the tunnel but ending the pain and bieng gone just spreads depression.
I adopted a dog. its gone now. At least homeless people in china are not starving.
why is my dad gone
idk
How do you know if an Asian has broke into your house? Your dog is gone. ;)
Chuck Norris has gone to mars. That's why there is no life on it.
i swear if i compared the size of your mother and multiplied it by the time your dad was gone, it wouldn't even be close to your hairline.
hipede hop hiped d the twin towers will be gone tomoreo at 8:43
good that you got detention bc you said that to me you shouldve gone to jail
Mom:its time for sleep.Baby:is that what you think huh.Mom:*gives baby pacifier*.Baby:nice try hobo.Mom:well ill come back later to see if hes gone asleep.*few hours later*Baby:*still awake* Mom:why IS HE NOT ASLEEP?!.Baby:Lol i told you nice try haha
peoples music when friends are around : *rock*
when the are gone: "Come on vamonos, everybody let's go"
Nothing lasts long these days! As Confucius says - Hare today, gone tomorrow!
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
The Orphanage said i coudnt go home.
Your dad is gone
