God Jokes

The undertakers famous saying is "Rest In Peace" to all of his opponents but really they don't rest in peace the only peace they get is the from God

I thank god that im not ugly as you

Where has God existed outside of a man's awareness of him?

orphan: im an orphan Technoblade: BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD

When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked : " Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work ? "

So a mom went to her kid and said "If you pray to god, he will give you your sight back" so he did exactly that The next morning the mom heard a scream, so she went to the kids room and asked "whats wrong" the kid replied it didn't work" The mom said "April Fools"

Why is my anus burning? Cause I sat on an open lighter oh god help

i bet when your mom first saw you she said oh my god this aint my child my child would look amazing

What do call of duty players say when they shoot up a school?

654-721-8940

(If you understand the joke ur a god)

Why Did Technoblade Die? Because God Wished Him Dead For All The Orphans He Made Fun Of

God bless the shooting that happed

i think democracy is a scam i love men and i love you i love men an d i love you i love my dog he wontsleep iinside and i shitteed my pants i peed my pants i smell bad i took a shower and my dog was like oh my god i was like ohh i was like oh my god and then i was like i shitted again and he was like bark bark casue hes a dog thanks for listening

I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks. This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied. This is your clock. It move 3 times because you lied 3 times i asked where is President trumps clock. he said it was at the equator. Spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true

If you have an Autistic child, don't worry. Put your trust in God and pray it gets kidnapped

God made Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve