Go jokes

Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?

The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?

Because she’s dead.

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?

Parent signature __________

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

Mineta: ...go on...

Denki: Ochako's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it?

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: *cries T_T*

I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.

Where did the pig go on holiday?

Snout and about.

The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.

Why don’t some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don’t work out.

I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.

I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."

What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.