Go jokes
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Earth is full. Go home!
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
Why did the ball person go to the doctor?
He was kicked in the balls.
What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?
"My bum hurts!"
My dad went to go buy milk, but he walks as slow as my grandmother.
My grandmother is paralyzed in the legs.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.