Go jokes
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Memes
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
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I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?