Go jokes
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
Because he lost his filling.
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
I went to see my dentist, and she warned me it was going to hurt. Then, she told me she was having an affair with my husband. Good news though...the cleaning didn't hurt.
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Why don’t some couples go to the gym?
Because some relationships don’t work out.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."