Go jokes
Why do trans women go by she/her?
Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
Memes
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat.
this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.
Can you go as a horse for Halloween?
Well, if you do, I can't wait to ride you!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?
Parent signature __________
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.