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What goes up but never goes down?

My grades.

(I wish)

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

Your forehead is so big, when you go to the toilet, it bends. You stooped.

Why didn't the orphan cross the road? Where was he gonna go?

One rainy day a NASCAR race was going on and they had no other choice but to use this bitch's forehead. https://sportsrecruits.com/athlete/morgan_tomporowski

“Life is going swimmingly,”

“Tell that to Whitney Houston.”

I don't got a pencil or pen in this bookbag. Added like ten to the clip 'cause it look bad. Don't give a fuck if you pissed, nigga, get mad. Or you can bitch and get killed with your bitch ass. Lil' bro got blood on his shirt with his Crip ass. Go write a diss and get murked, don't do shit ass. Bitch, I'm a star, I might burst with my stiff ass. Hop out the car like, "Who want it? Who with that?" I don't know nothin', I was gone when they did that. Bandana wrapped where my chrome and my wig at. If he want beef, hit his home with a Big Mac. Niggas be breakin' the code like a Kit-Kat. Runnin' your mouth like a ho get you bitch-slapped.

Hey amazing people! The Prankster is back! This prank was on my sister and her friends. (tbh I did not think she had friends.)

I set out some snacks for them! Btw (I can't be trusted).

I gathered some "slapies."

The things I gathered were tomatoes, onions, milk, carrots, ice cream, and some dried-out green beans! All that stuff!

I need the tomatoes to make a sauce because I am going to put that with the ice cream, mix that up with the milk, yea yea it might look like a gross and nasty dish...WRONG!!!! I am going to make it into a little snack...anyway we make that into a snack for her and her friends. The onions are used to make their eyes cry and burn but I will give them a towel after that. The dried-out green beans are just to make them go over the top and overreact because I did not cook them. After that, we make it like it's not so icky!

I feed it to them!

They overreacted!

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Bye!

I saw an emo orphan by a tree, and I was going to give it a high-five, but instead I just let it hang.

*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*

*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*

Well what am I gonna do now...

So my sis thinks she's so smart. She said, "You can finish this move ten minutes later. Go to sleep."

"Have you taken a bath?"

"No. Why, did one go missing?"

If you're ever bored, jump on Vedanta, what is he going to do, tell his parents? (He probably will.)

I was going to tell you a joke about a pencil, but now it is pointless.

If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...

Me:...

Y'all catch me up, what's going on on this website because I haven't been on for, like, 2 weeks?

One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.

Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."

My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."

in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind

Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.

I

hate

you!