Go jokes

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.

Where did the pig go on holiday?

Snout and about.

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?

The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.

Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?

To free Willie.

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?

Because she’s dead.

Why can’t orphans go on a field trip?

Parent signature __________

Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?

He should just go to his mom and dad!

Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.

Mineta: ...go on...

Denki: Ochako's booty.

Mineta: I don't get it?

Denki: Exactly.

Mineta: *cries T_T*

I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.

I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.

I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.

Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.