Go jokes
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
Why does that kid have to stay in that orphanage?
He should just go to his mom and dad!
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."
I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."
I was going to buy a watch today, but I didn't have time.
My girlfriend's dog died, so to cheer her up I went out and got her an identical one.
She went mad, "What am I going to do with two dead dogs?"
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
I was walking past an orphan and I said, "Just go home."
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
The 5 year old with cancer is going through a mid-life crisis.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
I'm always willing to go down on a handicapped girl.
Momma always told me to eat my vegetables.
Where did the pig go on holiday?
Snout and about.
I love going to church to get closer to God, but my least favorite part of church has to be touching the priest’s penis.
Him: Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?
Her: Yes, why do you ask?
Him: Cuz I'm going to bang that pussy up!
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...