Go jokes

Sister: (moaning) Go get Mom, she'd love this!

Me: But Billy's with her right now.

Billy: UGHHHH...MMMMM

Dad: Hurry up Billy, I want to see you for a moment.

"Suicide is a murder, and my body should go to jail."

Earth is full. Go home!

What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?

"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"

Why did the ball person go to the doctor?

He was kicked in the balls.

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Why don’t skeletons ever go trick or treating?

Because they have no body to go with.

Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?

Because he lost his filling.

I remember my uncle's last words:

"I don't think we're going shooting today."

I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.

You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

What animal can jump the highest?

Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.

Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?

The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.

There's going to be a party at the orphanage tonight. I'm bringing a gun.

Why do trans women go by she/her?

Because if they went by her/she, they'd be Hershey's.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat.

this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.

My wife of 60 years told me, "Let's go upstairs and make love."

I just sighed and said, "Choose one, I can't do both."

Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?

Because she can’t hear the sea.