why did go to the chiropractors? to get his spine fixed
A man found a chest full of gold so he went to go tell his wife only to remember why he was digging
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!
Little Johnny got told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say : I know the truth they give you money so little Johnny says to his mum I know the truth so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone so when little Johnny’s dad gets home little Johnny says I know the truth his dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone so little Johnny try’s it on the post man and says I know the truth and the post man says come here son
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
I spent 10 hours applying makeup so I could look pretty when I was going to have sex with my partner.
I needn't have bothered.
The next day, it was smeared all over my face.
Look, im innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY. But my co-polit said: hit it with ur best shot.
why did the ball person go to the docter
He was kicked in the balls
One day someones ex was going to the kitchen to get something to eat and her ex boyfriend was there and gave her an apple next minute she had clamydia. What did the boyfriend do?
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
What did one candle say to the other? Want to go out tonight?
Why do the orphans love going to the bakery down the street so much? - Because there cookies are homemade
A child with cancer: I want to be like you when I grow up. Doctor: Oh your not going to grow up.
The Egyptian god of sun name is KA
My friend : Where does the sun god go to get a shoe
Me : In a Ka-boot sale :D
Friend : What would happen when someone stole the shoe?
Me : Call The Police Ka !!!
'...This morning, I came out my front door to see my neighbor frantically trying to scrub off the word "PEDO" that had been spray-painted on his front window.
"What's been going on John?"' I asked.
"Fucking kids," came his mumbled reply.
The dirty bastard!'
Yo mama so fat I bet if she farted the whole Universe go Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-BOOM
My dad went to go get milk, he came back 7 years later and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk
What happens to Emo kids when they go up
They never come down
Where did Kobe go after the helicopter crashed? Everywhere.
“I’m going through a lot of things right now,” I said frustratedly to the person on the line as I crashed straight through the next building in my car.
