Go jokes
What's a pedophile's favorite place to go in?
Kum and Go.
How did I know where you would go next?
Oh, I felt it in my bones!
Yo mama so fat that she should be worried for her health and go see a doctor.
Why did the midget not go to bed?
He couldn't reach the bed.
I was going to tell you a cow joke...
But it's pasture bed time.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What did the rapist say to his victim?
"Go ahead, call the police. We will see who comes first."
Confucius say, "man who go to sleep with itchy bum, wake up with smelly finger."
Why are Trump's ties so long?
Because they go all the way to Russia.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
Where do sick boats go? The dock!
What do dogs do when they lose their tail?
They go to the retail store.
Where did the cat go when it lost its tail? -- To the retail store!
Why did the math book go to the psychologist?
It had too many problems.
Why did the library book go to the doctor?
It needed to be checked out.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
I was going to buy a pocket calculator. But then I thought, who cares how many pockets I have?