Girls jokes
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
NEWS: A man kidnapped a 13-year-old girl.
MOM OF GIRL: The man had a shady face and a receding hairline.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Girls be like
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
Girl, you must be a Muslim because you are da bomb.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
A man has been dating a girl forever. He finally says, "I love you." The girl says, "Aww, thanks." The man looks at her, "Are you not gonna say it back?" The girl says, "No, I can’t."
What's the quickest way to get to a girl's heart?
What?
Chidori. :)
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: I’m going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: What’s wrong with you? He’s the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Don’t swear and okay, bud.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
What do girl emos and boy emos have in common?
1. They both want to die.
2. They both cut to die faster.
3. They both listen to emo songs.
4. They like "I wanna die" song/"Miss wanna die."
What did the girl say Big Fella27 said, "I love Big Fella 27?"
"Same." HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
What is a popular name for girl peanuts?
Michelle.