Girls jokes

Car

    • A man driving along a country road sees a little girl crying next to a cliff. He gets out and says, "Aw, what's the matter little girl?"

    She points off the cliff, and at the bottom is the family car, burning with everyone inside, all mangled and dead.

    The man unbuckles his pants and says, "Little girl, today just ain't your day."

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    • Incest

    • A woman's husband has a yearly conference. The first night he's away from home, their teenage son Tommy comes into their room at night and starts to make love to her, but she knows that it can be dangerous to wake a sleepwalker, so she doesn't say anything. He does this every night for two weeks and stops when his father comes home.

    She realizes she's pregnant and has a baby boy.

    The next year the same thing happens, she gets pregnant again, and has a baby girl.

    The third year, she's feeling very guilty, and after thirteen nights of incredible passionate lovemaking she sits Tommy down and tells him, "Every time your father leaves town on business, you sleepwalk into my bedroom and make love to me. Bobby and Anna aren't just your brother and sister, you're their father!"

    Tommy said "You think I was sleepwalking?"

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    • Boy

    • A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

    Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

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    • Girls memes

    Difference

    • What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

    There is no difference.

    They both got split open by a huge log.

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    • Hand

    • I got my little girl a hand sewing kit for her birthday and she cried. I didn't understand why until I realized that she had no hands to sew with.

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    • Accident

    • I know a little girl who once had an accident. When I asked her what her favorite song was, she responded with "🎶Head, shoulders, wheels, and frame! Wheels and frame!🎶"

    Rape

    • This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

    I replied, "I done it as a joke."

    -April 1, 2020

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    • Blonde

    • Three girls were lined up for execution. The black-haired one, being the smart one, turned around and yelled, "Tornado!"

    Everyone panicked, and she escaped. The red-headed one, following her example, shouted as the executioners got back, "Hurricane!"

    The red-headed friend escaped too. Now, it was the blonde's turn. Following both her friends, she turned to the executioners and yelled:

    "Fire!"

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    • Condom

    • A guy and his girl just finished making love.

    Just as they lay next to each other, the girl asks, "Have you thought about any baby names?"

    The guy then takes his condom off and ties it, and says, "Well, probably David Copperfield, if he gets out of this!"

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    • Dynamite

    • A blonde girl walks into a gym and sees a guy. The guy takes off his shirt, she says, "Oh, what chest!" "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby," he replies. Then he takes off his pants, she says, "Oh, what legs!" He says, "That's 100 lbs of dynamite, baby." After that, he took off his underwear. The blonde girl starts running. He catches her and says, "Why were you running?" She said, "I didn't wanna be in there once I've seen how small the fuse was."

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    • Rape

    • A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:

    "You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"

    The girl, showing her arm:

    "Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"

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    • Teen

    • A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.

    She gets home, eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something. Not sure what she said, the girl replies with "ok."

    The young teen was gonna head to bed, wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight. She lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say, "Hunny, I'm home." She doesn't bother to say ok.

    Later, when she decides to sleep, she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door, that she lost her keys. :)

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