Girls jokes
One day, a priest is walking down the street and sees a little girl with a box. "What's in the box?" the priest asks. "Christian kittens," the little girl answers.
Pleased, the priest smiles and continues on his way.
A week later, the same priest is walking down the street with a nun when he sees the little girl and the box again. "Ask her what she has in the box," he says, "It's the cutest thing!"
The nun walks up and asks the girl what she has in the box. "Atheist kittens," she says.
The priest rushes forward and says, "ATHEIST KITTENS!!! Last week you said they were 'Christian kittens!!!'"
"They were," she says. "Now their eyes are open."
What's the difference between jam and jelly?
You can't jelly your cock into a girl's mouth.
My sister's boyfriend is pissed cuz I fucked his girl.
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
An emo girl walks up to a tree to give it a high five... the tree left her hanging.
Hey anime girl, I hope you know that Jayden is a boy and we got back together.
Hahahaha, you never had a chance, so hahahaha!
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her, "Hey, what’s going on? Why are you crying? Where are your parents? What happened?"
The girl said in a crying, sad voice, "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers, then my mother, and raped my sister."
The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breechcloth, then said, “Guess this isn’t your day, is it?”
Why is Santa always so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
Hi guys, the prankster is back!
I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named Gwen! So my 6th prank is on...
When I put some bad stuff in my sister's toothpaste bottle!
Okay, so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tasting is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there, so I got some mints and put it there! Then next thing you knew was, my sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzee's buttock!
I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.