Girls jokes
I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.
I saw a girl crying. I told her, "Where are your parents?" She cried more after that. I got kicked out of the orphanage.
A professional golfer driving his Porsche picked up an Irish girl hitchhiker. He had his golfing gear on the back seat. The Irish girl picked up something and asked, "What are these?"
"Those are tees," he said. "I rest my balls on them when I drive."
"Wow!" said the girl. "What will those car makers think of next!"
Boy/girl: I love you.
Me: I love me too! But sorry, my mom said I can't date trash. Go back to the trashcan.
The boy/girl: I- *Is depressed*
I saw a guy raping a girl in the park, so I decided to help. She didn't stand a chance against the two of us.
Girl: Daddy, I've been a bad girl.
Priest: For the last time, it's "Father, I have sinned."
Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”
Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”
Boy: “Yeah, why?”
Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”
What do girls and rocks have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
My girl walks in the room in nude mode and sat on my dick. I said, "What up, your pussy?" She said, "Your dick."
When I was born the doctors said, "it's a boy!" Then when they went to cut the umbilical cord, they cut the wrong thing. Then they said, "Oh, it's a girl."
If you got a crush and you are a 👧🏻 girl, let him lick 👅 your vagina.
Why do orphan girls become prostitutes?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
A girl named Ranch went to the store and stayed there. Why? Because she was ranched!
Hey girl, are you a drill sergeant, because you have my privates' attention.
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
A pedophile is at a school parent night. He's holding hands with an eight-year-old girl when he's approached by another parent. She says to him, "Oh, what a darling little girl you have there." The pedophile replies, "No," then points his finger to a child across the room and says, "That's my child."
A girl tried 77.34 (77.34) times to think of a word opposite of BYE. Then her brother divided the word BYE. 77.34 divided by 100. TRY IT!!
What does a sex offender that is a lesbian have in common with a sex offender that is a feminist?
They only performed cunnilingus on girls under 18 years old.