New Girls Jokes - Page 9 - Worst Jokes Ever

An emo girl dyed her hair red.

Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.

Hey girl, are you a scientist?

Cause you made my thing into a baking soda volcano.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was, like, with one, and she kept on saying, "I'm too young."

Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?

Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"

BAJAHAHAHHAA

What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?

All of her twist.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?

Nothing, you told her twice.

Fat kid jumps in the pool.

The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."

The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."

I went on a walk last night with a really hot girl. Then she noticed me, and we went for a run.

Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"

Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"

I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Unshakeable.

Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?

'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."