New Girls Jokes - Page 10 - Worst Jokes Ever

A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?

"Smell ya later!"

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

A girl has small balls.

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.

So, I was in the bathroom at school washing up, and this girl walked out of the stall and she was like, "Hey, can you make me laugh? I have been having a pretty bad day." And I was like, "Sure." I was like, "Come here." So she came over to me. I was like, "Girl, look at yourself in the mirror." And she started laughing so hard, and she said, "I'm so ugly."

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a pregnant emo girl?

The emo girl still bleeds.

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

What's the difference between a (hypothetical) girl and cancer?

Her dad didn't beat cancer.

How did the gay girl die? Homicide.

They say mistakes make you stronger. If that were true, then whoever made that nonexistent thing called “women's rights” would have muscles bigger than a white girl.

I was making love to this girl, and she started crying. I said, “Are you going to hate yourself in the morning?” She said, “No, I hate myself now.”

– Rodney Dangerfield

The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"