Girls jokes

I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"

What do you call a girl with no legs?

Unshakeable.

Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?

'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

What’s the best part of raping an 11 year old girl?

Getting to kill the little bitch after you’ve finished with her.

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree. Which one hits the ground first? The apple, cuz the noose stops her.

When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

Boy: “My heart MELTS for you.”

Girl: “OMG, are you okay?!?!”

Boy: “Yeah, why?”

Girl: “Because if your heart is melting, then you are NOT okay.”

A special quote: “I was gonna slap that girl into tomorrow!”

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?

"Smell ya later!"

I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.

We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.

A girl has small balls.

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

You know, I like my girls how I like my 9/11: Two twins that go down easy.