Girls jokes
"Jump in the Cadillac, girl, let's put some miles on it."
A girl said she liked dogs. I called her a bitch.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Popular kids: all girls are chopped. The popular kids:
Can't have a smoke with my girl after sex, she's asthmatic.
Plus, she's too young to smoke.
I was at a bar. The girl said, "Sex, sex, free sex tonight," when she really said, "663629."
I saw a pretty girl walking outside. I asked for her number.
We met up and began to have sex. She told me to turn over, which was weird. I felt a stinging pain in my ass all of a sudden.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: "Mom, next year for the carnival, can I dress up as a princess?"
The mother replies: "Why? Didn't you like the ice lolly dress from last year?"
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
What's the difference between a pregnant girl and a light bulb?
... You can unscrew a light bulb, but you can't unscrew a pregnant girl.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.
What does a man have 3 of, which a girl only has 2 of?
Legs.
What do you say to a girl with no arms and no legs? Nice boobs!
I met a lovely girl at a friend's house party, so I went and introduced myself by saying I'm Noah, what's yours?
She turned around angrily and offended and said, "I identify as a hockey puck, didn't you see the sign?"
To which I replied, "Bitch, that says hickey puck. If you identify as a hockey puck, then let me hit you!"
"Let girls live" is 9 years old, OMG, right?
14 girls asked me to go out today!
I was in the ladies' toilets...