Girls Jokes

You want to hear a dirty joke?

This guy and this girl were having sex when the guys boss called to ask why he wasn't at work. The guy responds, "I'm sick" His boss replies, "you don't sound sick" The guy says, "I'm fucking my sister" and hangs up the phone

A girl asked me to eat her out one time... so i put her in the oven

So a girl goes to Santa in the mall, and Santa asks what she would like for Christmas. So the kid says: “a little sister”. So then Santa says: “bring me your mother!”

Girl: How do you feel about abortion? Dad: Ask your sister Girl: I don't have a ...

I told a diabetic girl to have sweet dreams...

she died the next morning

Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped

I saw a man trying to rape a girl,i decided to help, she didn't stand a chance against both of us

How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake

how did the gay girl die? homocide

A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked his what he was suppose to be. He answered," A turtle." 'Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again. The boy answered, " it's Michelle."

Is Google a girl or a boy?

Obviously a Girl, because it won't let you finish a sentence without making a suggestion.

Goddamnit I laughed

When your girl is giving you
a handjob under the table

Head teacher talking about recent vandalism during school assembly:

"And to those of you who wrote Mr. Smith's telephone number on the door of the girl's toilets, he would like to make it clear that the last digit is a 7 and not a 4."

Emo girls be like- how much am I worth... Girl scan the code on your wrist

I saw this little girl crying I asked her where her parents where she cried more man I love working at an orphanage

Joe Biden walks into the White House kitchen. "Are those brownies, I smell?", he asks. "Indeed, they are.", he was told. "Gee", he says, "they smell nothing like Girl Scouts."