Girls jokes
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
When you think of the word "simp," you think of a girl. "Girl" stands for ghosts in real life. Another word for simp is "ding dong." Put them together, and you get ghosts in real life with ding dongs.
What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?
The piranha doesn't wear makeup.
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
What do you call a wizard who can't secure a girl? Fumbledore.
This shit is weird (as baby girl pees).
Dad: “Trust me, shitting is weirder.”
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
I saw a girl crying. I asked her where her parents were, and she started to cry even more.
Man, I love working in the orphanage.
Why can't a Leicester fan pull girls? He can only do the fox trot.
My brother when he sees a girl.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Why is Santa so jolly? Because he knows where the naughty girls live!
Guy: Do you know how to draw woman's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper and reality.
The bully says, "Your mom!" The girl says, "Is sleeping with your dad."
Hi hi hi.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish."
Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer."
The girl in the picture has no ass.
This 15-year-old girl wanted a cross on her room with a long nail on the end over her bed. Unfortunately, it killed her dad because it fell off the wall.
(Do you get the joke?)
(Her dad was on her, and it fell and killed him.)
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.