Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.
why do people like dating us emo girls? because of the texture on our thighs
A 13 year old girl is having a sleepover so one of her friends asks when was the last time you had an orgasm? she replies 3 days ago dad comes bursting in i KNEW YOU WERE FAKING LAST NIGHT
you wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "a refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it"
i saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' tshirt so i said "286lb"
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend so I fucked his girl
Girls are like blackjack you shoot for 21 but I keep hitting 14
Why is Santa always so jolly because he knows where all the naughty girls live?
I told the emo girl that I bet she’s jealous of the hanging lights in the gym.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout
Because every time they scan it scans twice.
What do TVs and girls have in common ? They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying
When I asked her where her parents were, she cried louder
That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
Girl: how much do you love me Me: count the stars in the sky Girl awww it’s infinite Me no just a waste of time
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes"
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl? I’d really like to meter
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted nein, nein, so one of them left.
Q. How does a girl from Alabama know when her mom is on the rag ? A. She can taste it on her brothers cock.
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
Girl: I've been a orphan since I was three.
Boy: knock knock.
Girl: ..Who's there?
Boy: not your parents!
