By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.
Hey girl are you my boss ‘cause you just gave me a raise #pickupline
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common they both wanna die and cut so they can die faster but they are already dead already dead to me!
My Crandall just be smashing more than u ON DA GIRlS and he was slapping yo girl last night harder the WILL at the OSCARS! ;)
A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.” Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me”
is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...
me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial
What do u call a pretty Indian girl? Bomb bae
hey baba girl I have balls you know
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said "I will fuck you up", she said "try me", so that's exactly what I did and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying
me lava you sooo much cutie cake. i. know i so so so cuteee.. lava u girl... ummmma ummmaaa.. i know where u liveee kutty
Why a Muslim girl don't like her dad and namaz. Bcz she has to get on her knees
These girls were bullying a kid, I asked if they were raping him... They stopped
A girl said she liked dogs, I called her a bitch
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls. But then why do boys want to? oh...
AUGH, oh sorry, just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
why did the student at blacktown girls cross the road? to go to heaven HAHAHA
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it to hard it went flying away
Jump in the Cadillac (Girl, let's put some miles on it) Anything you want (Just to put a smile on it) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all And I'm gonna give it to you Gold jewelry shining so bright Strawberry champagne on ice Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
-Tommyinnit
