Just cum.
Why did the transgender girl want to be a boy?
Because momma never raised no pussy.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
If boys are like sports because they are easy to play, then girls are like a sandwich. They are nice at first, but they're crusty after.
I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.
Everything is made in China... except for baby girls.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
Yesterday I asked an emo girl if she's jealous when her phone dies.
A fat man coming in the store.
Waiter: Oh god, not again :|
Fat man: Hi, I would like three fries and 19 burgers.
Waiter: Sorry sir, you will get the owner's store out of stock on food. Can I get you a salad instead?
Fat man: Oh sorry, but I'm the owner, and I have a lot of stocks. For the record, you should get yourself my order. You're skinny af, girl. You trying to be a stick or something?
If there was a zombie apocalypse, girls would make a "forehead apocalypse" since it is so big.
Make this the most liked comment!
(I'm a girl btw)
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I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.
"Bully," omg, that girl is so ugly.
"Me," Wait, what...ever.
A girl did squats everyday with a 20 pound weight in her hand to finally text her boyfriend, "Show me your dick now!"
An orphan girl wanted a family so she was raped until pregnant. Problem solved.
Dad: Are you gay?
Kid: Yes.
10 days later.
Kid: Iām going to my girlfriend's house.
Dad: I thought you were gay?
Kid: Whatās wrong with you? Heās the girly girl of our relationship, dumba**.
Dad: Donāt swear and okay, bud.
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.
This girl told me people call her ugly because she is disabled. I told her to stand up for herself.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
