disease technically means "lack of ease", so if a girl is hard to get, call her a disease that's what elliot rodger did
The girl in picture has no ass
I was walking in a park today and a little girl I asked where’s your parents she said gone my dad when to go get the milk and never came back and I said oof
Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, “Who created the Earth?” And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, “MY GOD!” And the teacher says, “Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth.” Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, “Where do you go after you live a good life?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, “HEAVENS TO BETSY!” And the teacher says, “Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life.” Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, “What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?” and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around, and says, “If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I’m gonna lose it!” And the teacher faints.
Bf :- babe are you traffic police? Gf :- No Bf :- then why do you shout at me not wearing the helmet ?
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Donald trump didn't build a wall because he likes going to islands to touch little girls
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere and you have to take special care of the good ones.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
A girl asked her mom why is my name Walmart.her dad replied and said because that’s where u were made
Girl: how much do you love me Me: count the stars in the sky Girl awww it’s infinite Me no just a waste of time
A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said "sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE" then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.
What is a popular name for girl peanuts? Michelle.
What do you say to a ugly girl who claims to have been raped?
“Are you sure you didn’t rape him?”
when i was very young... my classmates played a game called kiss chase, some were really good at catching the girls and then kissing them They are rapists now
If some girls are vegan then why do they suck dick?
Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
Why is Santa so happy? He knows were all the naughty girls and ho ho hos live.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while, and says: "Long time no see!"
:popular girl. Sorry iM lAtE. :teacher. Why are u late! :girl. I NeEd My BueAty SleEp :Nerd. Well u might need to hibernate because u ain’t pretty
