Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck 😝- “I turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.”
What did Elon Musk do after sacking half of Twitter employees? Raped an eight year old girl
What does a cute deaf girl and a fire have in common?
They're both hot but they're both quiet.
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, “Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that.” Little Johnny looked up and replied, “Well, Ms Smith, you can’t say you weren’t warned.”
Why do horny deaf girl wear right pants? So you can read her lips.
Emo girls are bad but whats worst cutting yourself.
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight year old girl? Smash the little bitch’s hands with a hammer so she can’t tell her mum
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
girl: hey. orphan; hi girl; wanna be friends? orphan: sure girl:ok and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
I Bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper
Found this girl in Hawaii Put a stick up her ass and she said Ayi
