me lava you sooo much cutie cake. i. know i so so so cuteee.. lava u girl... ummmma ummmaaa.. i know where u liveee kutty
Why a Muslim girl don't like her dad and namaz. Bcz she has to get on her knees
These girls were bullying a kid, I asked if they were raping him... They stopped
A girl said she liked dogs, I called her a bitch
Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls. But then why do boys want to? oh...
AUGH, oh sorry, just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
why did the student at blacktown girls cross the road? to go to heaven HAHAHA
A young peasant coming from the field with his scythe on his shoulder notices an attractive young woman that was doing the laundry in a mountain stream, perched on some rocks near a waterfall. The guy stops and leans against his scythe, fascinated by the young girl's beauty. After minutes of watching her, she loses her balance, slips on a rock and falls all the way down, crushing her head on the white rocks. Thoughtful, he puts his scythe back on his shoulder and walks away, saying to himself "Damn, another washing machine destroyed by limestone!".
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it to hard it went flying away
Jump in the Cadillac (Girl, let's put some miles on it) Anything you want (Just to put a smile on it) You deserve it, baby, you deserve it all And I'm gonna give it to you Gold jewelry shining so bright Strawberry champagne on ice Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like Lucky for you, that's what I like, that's what I like
-Tommyinnit
Jump in the cadillac girl lets put some miles on it
I was in the bedroom slapping ur girl, harder than will at the oscars
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
A girl is meeting this Muslim for a date and she asks him "so are you Indian?" and the Muslim goes "no bitch, i ain't 7 eleven i'm 9/11"
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my brother when he sees a girl
What did girl say Big Fella27 said "I love Big Fella 27"
"Smae" HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
One day Timmy walks in on his mum in the bath. Then he asks, “What’s that dark fuzzy thing, mummy?” and mum said, “It’s a bush, every girl has one!” Then the next day he walks in on his dad in the shower. So he asks, “Daddy, what’s that long thing?” The dad then says, “It’s a sexy boy” accidentally. Timmy asks his dad, “What does sexy mean?” And the dad says, “Your mother, of course,” making it seem like a child-friendly compliment. Then the next day at school Timmy wanted to compliment his teacher. He walks up to her and says, “You’re so so sexy!”
Girl Dad where are you Dad I went to go get. Milk Girl but we have milk Dad I know I just don't love you
Do u know why boys can't ask girls out bc they don't have any ball to ask girls out!!
