New Girl Jokes - Page 16 - Worst Jokes Ever

Hey girl, are you an orphan?

Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!

Girl, come here, my parents aren't home.

Orphan: Mine are never.

By day I like girls, by night I like boys, but you, I wouldn’t like you at dusk or dawn.

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

A 10 year old girl meets with her doctor. The doctor tells her “Katie, I’m sorry to have to tell you that your parents didn’t survive the accident. Sadly, our tests also show that you have early onset Alzheimer’s disease.”

Katie replies “well at least my parents will look after me.”

Is there a really annoying girl at your school and she's so fake? Well, say this:

Me: Hey, I have a nickname for you.

Her: Really? What?

Me: Sweet-in-low.

Her: Why?

Me: Because you're artificial.

What do u call a pretty Indian girl?

Bomb bae.

Hey baba girl, I have balls, you know.

I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said, "I will fuck you up." She said, "Try me." So that's exactly what I did, and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying.