Girl jokes
What’s the difference between a microwave and a 10 year old girl?
The microwave doesn’t fart out blood and diarrhea when you pull your meat out.
Once when I was 6, I had a massive crush on a girl in my grade. She liked me too, and we kissed under a tree.
Next day, same spot, but now she's pregnant. That stupid dad stole my girl!
Her chest was so flat, I felt gay while hugging her.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
Think about how many more girls we guys could get if we talked to them how we talk to other guys, like when they say, "Can I borrow a pencil?" You say, "You can borrow this hard wood dick."
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
I knew a girl that died from having phone sex... She died of hearing aids.
A 14 year old girl finds out she is pregnant. Her: "Crap! My mom is going to kill me!"
The fetus: "lol same here."
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
Why can't a girl with no legs play soccer? Because she's a girl.
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
How do you get the emo girl out of the tree?
You cut the rope.
Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies? Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount [of] ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.
Okay, boys are known to measure their dicks, but do girls measure their depths?
Why do girls not have balls?
Because they don’t.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
I am a God. Na, na, na, na, na, na. Yeah.
She's got makeup by the mirror in her bedroom, Thigh-high fishnets and some black boots, Nose pierced with the cigarette perfume, Half dead, but she still looks so cute. She is a monster in disguise, And she knows all the words to the trap songs, Takes pic's with a cherry-red lipstick, Says she only dates guys with a big..., mmm