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(i'm a girl btw)
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My boyfriend sister mad because i smashed his girl
Gwen I am not gay their is some stupid faker online! I SWEAR ON MY LIFE THAT I AM NOT! btw If I was gay then why are am I chatting and dating a girl!
Roses red I m a girl now go and tack a hike.
How do you give an "Alabama Girl" a nice compliment?
Answer; You say to her, "Hey, NICE TOOTH"
one day i was at school and this girl had the nerve she told me to go to the back of line i was looking behind me and she said what are u looking for i said "to who u talking to boo boo" like is u you my moma
Boys are like minis
girls are like big pots
Minis always come first. don't think about sex boys, be men
An apple and an emo girl fall from the same height in a tree which one hits the ground first Apple cuz The Noose stops her
Girl has small balls
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor
Friend: My girls are like boomerangs they always come back Me: Mine DONT:(
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Why do girls play handball? Because they want to feel balls. But then why do boys want to? oh...
At night before I got in bed with my girl I had 206 bones but I developed a 207th bone
Why couldn't the girl with no arms hug her parents? Because she had none of the above
AUGH, oh sorry, just got a third ball because of girls hitting my balls with a handball
any girls on here
I'm just gonna say it. And don't get offended but I'm so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male.
Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc.
But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions.
Men have to go to war on the front lines.
Boys have less support from their friends because showing any emotion is a sign of weakness.
Boys have to wear trousers in schools where they practically burn to death in summer meanwhile girls get to wear dresses and skirts. And now we hear girls complaining about them not being allowed to wear trousers. Yet we haven't ever heard anything about boys protesting about wearing shorts to school. It's because no one will take a man's protest seriously because the media is always against the men.
Man-rape is unheard of in the media and I've never seen anything in any form of news accusing a woman as a rapist.
We are expected to gather up our guts ask a girl to be their girlfriend, we have to take them on dates, pay the bill, buy them gifts when the girls never do anything like that for us males. We have to get a job while they put on makeup and go out with their friends and spend 3 months worth of the money the man has made.
And the women say we only rape women and that we restrict women from doing certain things like fighting in world wars.
It's because most males do not want females to get hurt. Yet we are criticised for this.
I propose a idea that on the 19 of September every year (until we get the point across) all males do not go to work. etc.
Whose going to put out all the fires? The two fire'women' at the local fire station. Who is going to work in the major corporations? The secretary's and the receptionist?
Women are always saying that the world will be a better place if they're are no men around. Let's show them how wrong they are.
(this event can be done worldwide)
Share this with as many people who still believe in the rights of the males.
(I'm not against feminism it's just that everything in the media is about some stupid problem women are complaining about + hatred for males everywhere.
But I think that nowadays women have more rights than men because they can wear what they want, do what they want and never get criticised or face any consequences.)
a girl comes home finds her dad and 4 year old brother on the sofa she says dad why is he wearing that face mask the dad buckles his belt and says theirs more for you hunny
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