Girl jokes

What did the white girl say to the black girl?

"Where's the back?"

The girl in the picture has no ass.

What does a girl get after having sex with Batman?

Defective rabies.

There were two twin brothers, Lucas and Marcus. Marcus got a girlfriend while Lucas stayed single.

A few weeks later, Lucas was caught kissing Marcus's girlfriend, and Marcus comes over and says: "Babe, I know we're twins, but I'm Marcus, and that's Lucas you were kissing." And his girlfriend looks at him and says: "I know."

I talk about the girls in my math class simping over anime characters and making random ships as well as for Miraculous Ladybug children's show, whatever the show is called, but it's a kids show. 💀 Now they’re searching up pictures of Tom Holland laughing in their absolute weirdness.

I like Tom Holland, but these kids man, they like him like they’re in a relationship. They might as well start kissing and licking the screen. They’re probably writing fanfictions in their free time when they aren’t searching up kids show characters, anime characters, and Tom Holland pics on their SCHOOL CHROMEBOOK. Their only device choice was a school-provided laptop which is monitored by the school while they are writing fan fictions on Google Docs and searching up some weird Tom Holland stuff. Imagine how Tom Holland would feel if he found out that there are 11 year old girls searching up some weird stuff about him.

1, 2 you built like a dork.

3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.

Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?

Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."

Therapist: That's not so bad.

Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."

I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."

Lucas is a baby, a little girl, ooo!

I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

The best quote by Kim Jong Un:

"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."

A man sees a girl crying and asks her what's wrong.

The girl replied, "Everyone keeps making fun of me."

"You should tell your parents," I replied back.

The girl started crying even more. That's when I got confused and left the orphanage.

Girl, are you a public school? Because I want to shoot my kids inside you.

Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?

'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

Girls with natural hair act as if they have shares in Africa.