Girl jokes

During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.

This girl called me cute, and I told her don’t call me that. She says why, I told her, “Bitch, call me the Hokage!”

Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.

Me: Sorry for your loss.

Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.

Me: Stop, I have a mother.

Girls being 14, look 18, act 21.

Boys 21, look 18 and act 14.

The best quote by Kim Jong Un:

"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."

"Aww, it's a boy, let me cut off the ombelicul cored, sir, that's his penis!"

"It's a girl."

A girl and dog get dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog!

Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.

There’s this girl who gets bullied for being in a wheelchair.

Why don’t she stand up for herself?

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?

Wash off the birch sap from the face.

Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?

Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

What's the difference between a piranha and a teenage girl?

The piranha doesn't wear makeup.

You know why they call me 007?

0 girls.

0 chances.

7 restraining orders.

I was watching The Conjuring with an emo person. She said she likes the part where the girl was hanging. I said, "Why? Because you wish it were you?"

I was at a funeral. I kissed a hot girl I did not know. She was the one that died.