Girl jokes
Anybody know a girl named Candice? She just added me on snap.
What do you call a bad bitch? You call them stupid bitches.
A father of a young girl comes and meets the doctor.
Father: Doctor, how is my daughter's report?
Doctor: Congrats, your daughter is pregnant.
Father: WTF ?????? My daughter is 10 years old and unmarried.
The girl in the picture has no ass.
The emo girl in my class did her photosynthesis project on a tree. Little did she know that would be her demise later on.
How do you stop a gang of black men from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."
How do you turn a cat into a fish?
Tell your girl not to wash down there.
"Prince, why that girl, not me! What about me!!!!!!!"
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
How to get a girl in three steps:
Step 1: grab a pillow.
Step 2: grab a blanket.
Step 3: keep dreaming.
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Little Johnny fucked a girl, ran away, fucked another, ran, went to the strip club, got a private dance, he has sex with them, fucking ran, yelled to some random bitch ass guy, "Fuck him, he's a bitch." He bends down, they have sex on the street, they go home, have sex, little Johnny wakes up, questions himself, fucking does it again. He goes to the strip club, fucks some more people, when he is drunk, questions himself some more, then tries phone sex, but his dick is too small.
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
Why did the white girl come back from Africa?
Because there was no water for her to drink. I'm black.
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.
The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
Therapist: And what is it about this generation that bothers you?
Satan: I give them the intro tour and they just say shit like "ooo spooky lol."
Therapist: That's not so bad.
Satan: When I showed one girl the pit of everlasting flame, she sighed and said "big mood."
What do you call a girl that likes reading? Page.
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
What’s worse than a girl getting a period?
A boy getting a period.