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How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
So, a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
Boy: "Hey mister, it's getting dark out and I'm scared!"
Man: "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
Mickey and Minnie are getting a divorce. The divorce lawyer says to Mickey: "Mickey, you can't divorce Minnie because she is crazy," to which Mickey responds: "I'm not divorcing her because she's crazy, I'm divorcing her because she's f**king Goofy."
A man gets kicked out of police camp after writing "Who's that Pokémon?" next to all of the chalk outlines.
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Monke
baby gets high on weed
Poor biggie😔
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Hi guys, this will be my final post on wje. i really hope you all read it. Anyways, with college coming up soon, and my life getting busier i’d figure i just write yall a goodbye post because half of yall deserve it. now i know back then i was really immature and didn’t care about this site really but in the end i did love u all and cared for each and everyone one of yall individually. anyways ima start by saying tha… Read more
Mal what's stopping you from breaking into the apple store and getting the phone you want













