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What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
Thing 1: What's the difference between nuts and almonds?
Thing 2: I don't know, what?
Thing 1: One gets hard faster.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What’s the bravest thing a man can do?
Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
If a gay person is vegan, how does he have sex? He will keep getting meat stuck in his ass and in his throat.
What does a student always get on an alphabet test?
A!
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because there's no home.
What is the difference between an apple tray and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
I don't get progressive leftists these days. They claim to be supporting BLM, but they aren't pro-life.
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
What did the orphan get for Christmas? Nothing, they haven't got family.
What's the difference between an orphan and a flower?
The flowers actually get picked.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
You're so ugly and fat, and you're so lazy you can't even get your ass up and walk.
Get the gun, shoot it up your bum!
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Vaginas are like onions. They have lots of layers to get through.