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Why did the rapper get kicked out of the kitchen?

Because he kept dropping the BEETS!

Why are farts a nice break for emos?

They get to cut cheese.

What did the tower say to the other one?

I will see you later; I am about to get hit.

I’m the type to join a cult unknowingly, but get too lazy to commit to it.

When your girlfriend picks you up and decides to prank you by not wearing pants to a seafood restaurant:

Did you get seafood without me? It smells like fish.

Yo mama so fat that when she gets in the truck, it breaks.

Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?

Because they just keep getting harder and harder!

"Dad, did you get a haircut?"

"No, I got them all cut!"

I found the best GoFundMe: https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-get-the-time-machine.

Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.

Weed: *gets hit by his own power*

Cop: Wait, shouldn’t you be resistant to your own element?

Weed: Are you resistant to bullets when you shoot a gun?

How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.

There was a fish looking for a great meal. He looks above him and sees a fly. He thought, "If that fly drops six inches, I would have a meal." Long story short, a pussy gets wet.

Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"

Kid named Teacher: *

I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.

An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.

Teacher on school bus, "Everybody sit down now, the bus is about to start."

Ben: "I’m not going to sit down. I don’t want to."

Teacher: "You have to, or else you have to get off the bus."

Teacher: "*stands up*"

Ben: "Then you should get off the bus 'cause you're not sitting."

I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy!

What’s the difference between an emo and a pack of Oreos? The emo’s barcode gets longer every day.

Q: What do bloods eat when they get sick?

A: Chicken noodle suwoop.