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Why did the grandpa leave the house to go to the grocery store?
To get the ice cream for the grandma.
"I can lose 10 ugly pounds anytime I want -- I'll just cut off my head!"
Do you use humor to make light of your emotional eating and your weight? Make jokes about overeating and being fat as a way of getting along with other people? I was a Grand Champion at it.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Life isn't about pleasing yourself and that you have to do things for the sole benefit of God.
It’s like masturbation. Sometimes it’s not getting yourself off, but getting someone else off too. That’s what thighjobs are for.
What's the difference between a dog and an orphan? The dog gets picked.
Why can't orphans ever get a car? Because they don't have a birth certificate.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Why do emo people go to the store with no money?
Because they just scan their bar code and get everything free.
You soak balls, get it?
What does a pirate say to the president?? Spread your legs so I can get my treasure back.
Yo mama so fat, she had to get baptized in the ocean.
If we can't say "God" in vain, why does He get to?
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
"Get off your computer, Jessie Jex."
Why did the orphan play Monopoly? To at least get some money. #fake
How to make an orphan's feet bleed? Make them run in place until their parents get them.
August 2020: LeafyIsHere gets terminated on Youtube for harassing Pokimane.
Billy, a toxic kid in Leafy's fanbase: "Imane's life is a joke, that's why I call her Jokeimane."
A person who simps for Pokimane: "And you look like you came from a farm, Hillbilly."
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down.
Ha ha! Get rickrolled!