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Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
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What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?
To get to Birds Eye.
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What time is it when you eat a Christmas tree?
Time to get a new Christmas tree! π
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
I have a fear of speed bumps, but I'm slowly getting over them.
"Dad, did you get a haircut?"
"No, I got them all cut!"
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!
Why did the rapper cross the road?
To get to the studio on the other side.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.