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Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?
Because they always get a hole in one!
How did Stephen Hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
Hint: he didn’t.
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Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?
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You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
Roses are red, That's a tin can, You have no home, So get in the van!
Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!
What does a bird say when it gets sick?
I flu!
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave?
Then he gets into treble!
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
Your hairline is like a lollipop because every time someone licks it, it gets shorter.
Why did the rapper go to the dentist?
To get their FILLINGS fixed.
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the library?
Because he was too loud with his FLOW.
Why did the rapper get a job at the bank?
Because he wanted to make some rap deposits!