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Why did the skeleton never get cold? Because it went right through him!

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

Get off of here, kids!

Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.

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My life. Get it?

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I don’t know.

To get to the idiot house.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

The chicken.

Why was the pregnant cow mad all the time? It wasn’t in for the moo-d.

What did one orphan say to another?

"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

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There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Why did the one-eyed chicken cross the road?

To get to Birds Eye.

What time is it when you get home and you can walk walk home and walk walk?

Why did the hobo cross the road?

To get the rotten donut on the other side.

What time is it when you get home, can walk walk home and walk walk home from school?

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What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

Why do cantaloupes always get married in the church?

'Cause they can't elope.

Why do golfers always bring a spare pair of pants?

Because they always get a hole in one!

What Happens When You Get Caught On Fire?

— You Lost To Slmebody When You Were Playing Hide And Seek, And The Place Where You Got Caught Was Exactly On A Patch Of Fire.