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So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Can emo kids get a happy birthday?
Why can't orphans get 5 stars in GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the caretaker of the Twin Towers get sacked?
He left the landing lights on.
Why does a kid in a wheelchair get bullied? Because he can’t stand up for himself.
Why do orphans start fights?
Because they don't get in trouble at home.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What's the difference between orphans and apple trees?
The apples actually get picked.
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What's the same about bins and orphans? They get dumped.
Your mom is so hot, if she had an OnlyFans page, she would get more money than companies during Pride Month.
How do skeletons get COVID?
From the coffin!
Why do orphans get an iPhone X?
Because they have no home button.
Why did the FBI get a foster family for an orphan?
So he could be in a lovely family before death.
Why didn't the teddy bear go to the gym?
Because he didn't want to get ripped.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.