If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
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What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
Why did the boy get run over?
Sally was driving.
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
The good thing about dead baby jokes is that they never get old.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, “Man, how’d you get such a short piano player?” The bartender says in response, “There’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, “What just happened?” The bartender replies, “The genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12-inch pianist?”
Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?
A. A seatbelt.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
What's the best thing about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
What do you get when you combine a priest and lawyer? A Father-in-law.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
