Crucifixion - only one guy who nailed it... at least Jesus didn't get screwed over, but I bet he was pretty cross about being forced to hang around.
what do get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped
Who goes to a comedian show and get's offended
A feminist
Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
How is $ex like air? It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? You slap her on the ass and tell her to get back to work.
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems.... ...if I could just get the right people to try it.
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
After long consideration, I’ve decided to get a zebra tattoo on my wrist. Not like anyone will notice the difference.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of hispanic attacks
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
Why done orphans get offended by dark humor?
It doesn’t hit home
I hate Likebeggers.They are just writing some stupid ,,Like if" shit just to get attention.I mean thats so lazy.So unorginal and stupid.
Anyways can this get 100 Likes please?
Why do feminists eat so much pussy? to get the taste of dick out of their mouths does it cycle now you stupid bitches
How do you avoid getting raped? Never say no
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent he just uses the force.
Q:What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common? A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warms up after a few strokes
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes...
I've seen too many of them get elected.
