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Me: Hey, how are you?
Depression: I'm doing fine. We are just looking for a home :3
Insomnia: Mommy, can we get a home?
Anxiety: Insomnia, wait for mommy to finish.
Depression: Anyway, here is my resume!
Me: Okie, thank you. Ok... mhmmm... WOW! Okie, this is a nice resume! (Didn't Read it...)
Depression: Also, I have two more friends that want to move in too!
Me: Ok, and their names?
Depression: Their names are: PTSD and Trauma!
Me: Ok, they seem fine (Doesn't know about them)
Depression: Okie, here is the money (a penny :(). Thank you, we will call you if we need anything.
Me: Ok, see you soon! :3
Me now hates my life. :)
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How do get a nun pregnant? Fuck her!
What does the sign say on the hooker house after they were on lockdown?
Answer: "We're on lockdown, get lost pervert."
Boy: Wanna hear about my dick? Never mind, it's too short.
Girl: Wanna hear about my pussy? Fuck no, you won't get it.
Your forehead is so big Mega Mind gets jealous.
I'd make a masturbation joke.
But they always get out of hand.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
Why did the kid cross the playground? To get to the other slide!
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when kids get it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the stage at the performance?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Q: Why did the ballerina get kicked off the squad?
She was standing way too close to the dancers.
Dark humor is like a cancer, it's funnier when a kid gets it.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...
Dark jokes are like a new day. Suicidal people don't get it.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂