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What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
The Twin Towers should've known they were gonna get hit when their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can finally get love.
Why did the chicken cross the road?...
To get to the other side.
Why don't Pakis play football? Every time they get a corner, they build a shop.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.
Why did Joe get hit by a bus? Sally was driving it.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Q) What’s the difference between an apple and an Orphan? A) Apples always get picked.
Do you know why orphans can't get married?
Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What store does an orphan always get kicked out of?
Home Depot.
So, one day I have a wife, but if it's getting a longer day, she is moving so weird, and I see she has sex with Rick Astley. 😂 [rickrolled]
What do orphans get at Xmas?
Lonely.
Customer: "Can I get this in a smaller size and a different color?"
Employee: "Ma'am, this is an adoption agency, you can't do that here!"
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Not everyone gets them.
Why did Michael Jackson love melted chocolate? Because he could pour it on his cock, then get a prepubescent boy to suck it off.
What do dark humor and food have in common?
Some get it, some don't.
What's a native chick say after sex?
"Get off me, Dad, you're crushing my smokes!"