Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
Because he can't get home.
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Whenever I have diarrhea, my roommate gets constipated.
When I told him this, he said, "Are you kidding me?"
I said, "I shit you not."
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Because every show has a cast. Get it, LOL?
My friend that was in a wheelchair was getting bullied, so I said, "Stand up for yourself."
If two stoners get married, do they have joint assets?
Me: Doctor, can I get a new butt? My old one has a crack in it.
Doctor: I told you a billion times already. Everyone's butt has a crack in it.
Me: How do you know that?
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
