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Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
You know why emos get excited playing Minecraft? They see a creeper.
You know what an emo gets for his birthday? A rope.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Dark humor is like water. Some people get it, some people don't.
Why did hockey wookie slap kissing Missy in the face? Because Huggy didn't get a kissy from Kissy Missy.
Parents are like food—not all kids get them.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
Contact Parent _______
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
What did Africa say to the grass? Get off me!
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?
And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time.
Stare at his nutsack while I hold back my cum tonight.
And when he ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle." (And when they ask me what position I say, "Doggystyle.")
But the fact is I can never get off of his fat dick. And all that they can ask is (Ask is, ask is) "I just wanna smack it" (I just wanna smack it)
Here's what the fact is He can put my asshole in a casket (Yuh, yuh, yuh) Asshole in a casket
So you can see I'm cummin' But you won't see me nut. And I'll just keep on suckin', I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
And if he sucks my glizzy I will become dizzy But it keeps us busy, I'm good (Yeah, I'm good)
I've been twerking for boys for so long I've been flirting with boys for so long
My jaw's been hurting for so, so long it's real So long, it's real, so long, it's real
What do you get when you mix a 737 and 767?
A 797.
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.