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What’s worse than a girl getting a period?

A boy getting a period.

What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?

Cancer.

Science experts say when you get mad, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Emos get jealous when their phone dies.

Bro, living is so expensive, and I'm not even having fun doing it or getting my money's worth.

What falls down the building and doesn't get up again?

An emo.

A guy was dying after getting stabbed in a church. He said to the priest, "Please say a prayer for me," and the priest said, "I ain’t got nun left." Then he died.

What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him?

Esé said, “Get off me, homes!”

Why did the Twin Towers go shopping?

To get some plane bread.

My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.

Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?

They get to walk themselves down the aisle.

What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?

I don't know.

Neither do I, but it runs in the family.

Life is never hard until you get hit hard with reality.

Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?

They couldn't hit home base.

How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?

U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂

This black dude goes up to an Indian guy and says, "What up brotha?"

The Indian guy gets offended and says, "We are not the same."

The black guy then pulls out a gun, and the Indian guy says, "Ok brother, ok brother, we are the same, we are the same."

Do the voice in your head.

Why does a deaf kid always like football? He gets signed.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

Not to get home, that's for sure.

Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.