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Guess what song was playing during 9/11? Timber by Ke$ha.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Why do orphans eat an ice cream cone?? They can't afford a family pack.
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.