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What do you do if you see an Indian woman getting raped? Nothing, since raping is a normal everyday part of Indian culture.
Why are bald people very easily manipulated by a shower?
Because when they take a bath, they get brainwashed!
Joe mama's so fat, her belly button gets home an hour before she does.
What dessert do you get on September 11th?
An ice cream flight!
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Yo momma is so fat, her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
What did the blind, deaf, mentally handicapped orphan get for Christmas?
Cancer.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Waluigi gets his Walu-weenie stuck in a vending machine!
What do school shooting jokes and school shooting victims have in common? They never get old.
Yo mama is so pretty, she could get in a car crash because boys are staring at her.
Q: What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan?
A: Apples get picked! 😱
Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.