New Get Jokes - Page 52 - Worst Jokes Ever

A horse walks into a bar.

Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?

Cotton gets picked.

Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.

Why can't Indians play football?

Every time they get a corner, they open up a shop. 🙉

Why can't an orphan get a tattoo at a young age?

They don't have parent permission.

what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?

alien vs predator

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.

I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.

What did the fat guy say to the tree?

"Get me some coconuts!"

What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?

A boner.

Your mum's hairline was so long that you decided to get therapy.

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!

Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?

Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?

Get a calculator.

Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.