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I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

What did the orphan say to the other orphan?

"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."

What school subject does an orphan love?

PE because they actually get picked.

ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."

SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"

So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.

1 hour before:

So let me get...

Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!

Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*

Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"

What's the difference between an apple and an apple?

An apple gets picked.

I love when I could run through the grass and feel the wind on my face.

Then my mom told me to get off VR, and then I wheeled myself to her.

What's between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

I was joking about self-harm to my friend, and she told me to "CUT it out!" I couldn't even laugh.

When we were at the self-checkout, she started scanning my arms. I asked her what she was doing. She said, "Trying to see if it beeps, ya think I'd get it to work if I scanned your thighs?"

I said, "Nah, bro, you'd overload the system if you put it there."

McNeill's mom wrote a shopping list for supper:

cabbage _50

Carrots-50

Cooking fat -100

Onions_20

Tomato-20

salt-10

Total=250

She gave McNeill the list to get the ingredients.

McNeill took long to return home from the shopping.

His mom decided to call McNeill to ask why are taking long. McNeill answered, "I have all the ingredients, but I'm looking for total."

Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.

Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.

Question: What does tennis have that orphans don't get?

Answer: Love.

What does a blind man crying and an unplugged TV have in common?

Nothing can be seen when they get turned on.

Papyrus: Well come to the underground.

Sans: How was your falls?

Papyrus: G-g-good luck eve-ever ge-getting o-out.

Sans: Give me your balls!

Yo mama so fat, when she was wearing black by a bank which was getting robbed, they thought, "AHH SWAT!"

Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.

Why do orphans not have cheese on their burgers? They don't have a dad to get milk.

Why did the Titanic cross the river to get to the bottom?