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Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Dark humor is like water: some people get it, and some people don't.
Why did the 2 4s skip lunch? They already 8! Jahshshs.
And how did the pirate know that she saw land? She was shore of it! If u get it leave a like. Hahahahaha and which thing was heavier, a feather or steal? It's they way the same amount 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 🙃 😄 🤣 😂 😅 😆 Lol like
You can't send an Indian to walk a corner. The only corner they will get to is 7-11.
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why did the blind man get killed? Because he never saw it coming.
What does an apple and an orphan have in common?
One gets picked.
We should stop the orphan jokes. The parents will get mad.
I bet emo girls get jealous when people cut paper.
If this gets 10 comments (I don't care about likes) I will write a four page essay and post it, and it's up to you guys what it's about.
What did the blind kid get for his birthday?
I don't know, he still didn't look.
Why did the Twin Towers get mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.
Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?
Because they can't call their parents.
Today I went to get a sub, and they asked me if I wanted all vegetables. I said no, leave some for the rest of the customers.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What do orphans want to get for Christmas?... A mother.
I hate likebeggars. They are just writing some stupid "like if" shit just to get attention. I mean, that's so lazy, so unoriginal, and stupid.
Anyways, can this get 100 likes, please?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.