A German soldier was walking down the street in a hail storm and a woman got hit unconscious he ran over to see if she was ok. Other people came running over they asked what happened and the German soldier said hail hit her
My grandpa personally killed 3 German pilots. He was the worst mechanic Luftwaffe had.
When a clock goes forward, it's tic-tac, but when Rommel goes backwards, its tactic!
My granddad died in Ausschwitz in ww2........... He fell from a tower
To be the perfect German you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbles and as blonde as Hitler.
i don't say funny stuff because I'm afraid they will take the German passport from me
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons. American: I won't ever see my dog again! Italian: I won't ever make pizzas again! German: Hey, granddad, how have you been?
What is the German word for constipation? Farfrompoopin.
Germany is
Guy is at athletic meet. asks guy if he is a pole vaulter. He replies, No I am German and how did you know my name was Walter.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
Ajous
I did a good job and walk walk home and walk walk to the car and drive yyyy is the difference between a good
How do you know when germane people break into your house? When you can not find your bed
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
Answer: 1 to actually change the light bulb and the other 98 to suck each others cocks and shit like that.
A professor was talking about the american dream. then, he asked the german exchange student if there was a german dream, to which the student replies "we did, but no one liked it."
you walk inside a building then you see a blind german then you call him his name
Answer: Nazi
Nobody Literally nobody Gordan Ramsey: do you need me to bring Hitler back to life so he can show you how to use a fucking oven
I was going from Germany to Austria and I accidentally crossed the border Illegally when the poliece caught me they told me I was a Nazi. I asked them y? they said I didn't see the border
The nearest approximation to a perpetuum mobile would be a Swabian chasing a Scot because of money.
(Swabians are the Scots of Germany regarding to finances)
did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it
