George Floyd jokes
Why couldn’t people use the George Floyd action figure? Because it was vacuum sealed.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
George Floyd is truly breathtaking.
The difference between George Floyd and Kobe Bryant is Kobe got air.
George Floyd is the fresh prince of no air.
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What is George Floyd's favorite song?
"Wishing Well" by Juice WRLD.
Not a joke: one of George Floyd's criminal friends shot his grand-niece as they wanted a piece of the 27 million dollars.
How's George Floyd doing these days? Being drug-free for a year, he must be feeling pretty swell.
What’s the last balloon George Floyd blew up? His heroin balloon.
What is George Floyd's favorite shade of color? Kneeon.
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
I was wearing a George Floyd t-shirt, and a person said to me: "That must be a bit tight round the neck."
What's the difference between Jordan and George Floyd? Jordan had air.
George Floyd was in a TV show, Fresh Prince, with no air.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What do you call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA!
And if you disagree just 'cus you're American, I don't give a fuck, you low life cunts. Plus, if you don't think you're racist, um, hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd!