George Floyd jokes

They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.

What is the difference between George Floyd and Kobe?

Kobe got air.

Why can't George Floyd breathe? He had a knee on his neck, stupid.

The George Floyd situation was breathtaking.

What's George Floyd's favorite color? Kneeon.

What happened after George Floyd went to the drugstore to buy Zicam Extreme Congestion Relief?

George Floyd was able to breathe again.

Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.

What did the Los Angeles Police do when George Floyd said that he could not breathe? They gave George Floyd two squirts of Zicam cold remedy inside his nose.