Black Lives Matter jokes
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
Why do black lives not matter anymore?
Because a harvester is better at picking crops than slaves.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Black lives matter.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
BLM British Lives Matter.
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.