Black Lives Matter jokes
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
My friend said, “there shouldn’t be discrimination, just black and normal.”
That was also the same guy who said [link to joke].
BLM be like black lives matter everyone in this chat :). BLM= Bang Local MLFS.
Why are most school shooters mostly white?
Because Black lives MATTER.
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
What does BLM stand for?
Black Lust Matters.
Black lives matter.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
BLM.
BLM British Lives Matter.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."