What does a depressed kid who loves geometry use to kill themself? A hypoteNUSE!
how come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry? Cuz they ruined the pentagon
What is the similarity between maths and buildings? Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When itβs intersected by a plane.
why are corners so hot? they are always 90o
Why do Priests play Geometry Dash?Cuz they can beat Demons.
Maths....
....Addition frustration subtraction aggression depression
what does the teachers eat they eat square stuff
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape
Why do orphans hate Geometry cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
I was in math class and we were learning geometry. My teacher said PENTAGON then all of a sudden PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my education π€¬ !
Your family tree looks like a circle πππ
What will die Immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle, a Geometry Dash icon.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits! High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
