What do a circle and a sphere have in common?
They're round, and round is a shape.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
I was in math class, and we were learning geometry. My teacher said, "PENTAGON!" then all of a sudden, PENALDO burst into the room! He thought we were talking about PENS, so he came looking for some because he's a finished pen merchant! Shame on you, Penaldo, for ruining my education! 🤬
Your forehead is so big that it couldn’t handle an acute angle.
Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀
What will die immediately instead of having to suffer torture on the spike of a Judas cradle? A Geometry Dash icon.
A rhombus.
What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
In 69, the 6 looks like someone facing up. The 9 looks like someone facing down.
69 looks like 2 people suck each other’s dick. That means, L7.
How do you trap a shape? You use a trapezoid.
What did Michael Jackson say when he became a triangle? Tetraheehee!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?
I once had a pet snake, exactly 3.14 meters.
He was a great πthon.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
