Geometry

Geometry Jokes

Pencil

"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.

"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.

After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."

Circle

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

Degree

Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].

Angle

Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.

Corner

Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?

A: It’s always 90 degrees.

Fish

How do you confuse a fish?

Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!

Math

Hey, math:

I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!

Corner

If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.

Room

Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.

Pentagon

There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

A pentagon!

(9/11 joke)

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  • Math

    Dear math,

    Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.

    Thanks.

    Kid

    Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?

    Their foreheads are angled.

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  • Emo

    Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.