Geometry jokes
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits!
High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What is the octopus's favorite shape?
An octagon.
What ankle is getting cut off of school? The lights.
"Paper is 2D!" said Pen.
"No, it's 3D!" said Pencil.
After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said, "Oh, I suppose you're write."
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Why didn't the right angle go to college? Because he had 90 degrees.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why is a circle gay?
It's not straight.
How do you confuse a fish?
Put it in a round fishbowl and tell it to go to the corner!
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
If you ever get cold, just stand in a corner. There's usually 90 degrees.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
The earth is not round.
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Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You're pointless.