What did the acorn say when it grew up?
Geometry.
(Geometry= "Gee, I'm a tree!")
What did michael jackson say when he became a triangel? Tetraheehee!
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Primary School Maths Teacher: Maths has no Limits! High School Maths Teacher: There's this thing called Limits.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
What is the octopuses favorite shape
An octagon
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
Q: Why should you stand in the corner if you get cold?
A: It’s always 90 degrees.
Why is North Korea so good at Geometry?
Because they have a supreme ruler.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
Why was the obtuse angle hot?
It was more than 90 degrees.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
Dear math,
Please grow up and solve your own problems. I'm tired of solving them for you.
Thanks.
Why do Down's kids blend in in geometry?
Their foreheads are angled.
Why do emos like circles? Because they can hang out with them.
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
What's the difference between cake and pie?
πr2, cakes are round.
What’s a teacher's favorite tree?
A geometry.
What do you call a dead parrot?
Polygon.
