What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
Stand in the corner.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.
Why do orphans hate geometry? Cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone.
You know why the Twin Towers were more remembered? A hexagon is more commendable than a pentagon.
Why is a ball rolling when you put it on a hill?
Because it is circle.
You know what a triangle has that women's rights don't? A point.
