Geometry jokes
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon.
When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?
When it’s intersected by a plane.
What's the only time a Pentagon has four sides? When a plane intercepts into it.
I got in an argument with the 90-degree angle. And guess what? It was right!
What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?
Nothing, triangles can't talk.
When does a pentagon only have 4 sides?
When a plane hits it.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Why are corners so hot?
They are always 90 degrees.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
When does a pentagon have 4 sides?
When a plane is in one of the sides.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
What is 8 divided by 2?
Answer: 3 (you cut 8 in half).
Bro, yo goofy ahh hairline lookin' like a rhombicosidodecahedron.
Your hairline is so discombobulated, it looks like a geometrical shape.
Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask, are there more doors or wheels? Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen.
Stand in the corner.
What did the triangle say to the circle? Ur mom.
Yo head built like 2 parentheses.