Geography jokes
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
Did you know that the first French fries weren’t cooked in France? They were cooked in Greece.
Beth was from Spain and she had a pig. What did they call her?
Beth-la-ham
America... Amefrica... Amfrica... Africa...
Yo mama so fat, she got more rolls than the sand dunes.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
The earth used to be flat until your mama was buried.
What do you call a dumpster with an antenna on it? Radio Morocco.
Why did the whale cross the ocean?
To get to the other tide!!! 😂
Florida: Homemade Taco Stand.
California: Homemade Lemonade Stand.
Alabama: Homemade Abortion Stand.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
What’s the best thing about Switzerland?
I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
Rapboat so fat he got more chins than Chinatown.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk into a room, and the Alaskan says, "My state is bigger." Then the Texan says, "It won't be when it melts."
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Yo mama's hairline got so many peaks and valleys, you thought you were looking at the Grand Canyon.
"You're the bomb."
"No, you're the bomb."
A compliment in the US, an argument in the Middle East.
What did the beachgoers in North Carolina say when there was a tsunami?
Nothing, they died.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!