What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
Capital Of San Marino?
What is the slipperiest county?
Greece!
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
