Geography jokes
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
Your hairline goes so far back that it stretches the length of Ohio.
Yo mama is so big, her belt size is "equator."
Africa spelled backwards is Acirfa, which means absolutely nothing. But Acirfa spelled backwards is Africa, which is a word.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.
"Mountains aren't just funny. They're hill areas!"
What type of gun isn’t allowed in Africa?
A water gun.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them. But the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: The Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass, and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him.
The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native American kills him. They both see each other in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach, and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?"
The second guy says, “Oh yeah, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't need internet, she's already WORLDWIDE.
What do you call a cemetery of dead Arabs? A mine field.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of cliffs? They push back harder.
When you're Russian to the bathroom, and when you're finished you're from Finland, what are you when you are IN the bathroom?
European.
Did you hear about the man who jumped off a bridge in France? He was in Seine.
I made Google Earth for orphan kids.
Sadly, it does not show where home is.
Yo mama is so ugly that Kanye West went East to get away from her.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.