Geography jokes
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
Memes
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.