Geography jokes
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
Why was the Burnside Bridge so hot?
Because it's on the burning side.