Geography jokes
Are you Hiroshima? Because I want to drop my bomb inside you.
The S in America stands for safe.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
"North America, best America."
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
Bob: Kanye West.
Dad: No, but I can East.
Kenya believe it?
If we send more mosquitoes to Africa, we could save more mosquitoes from dying of AIDS.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
Borders are fat.
A Texan and an Alaskan walk in a room. The Alaskan says, "My state is bigger than yours." The Texan says, "It won't be when it melts!"
Why don't Indians like snow?
Because it's white all over their land.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
America Twin Tower: "Hey, have you seen the Malaysian Twin Tower? I have, but only from 1971 to 2001."
Malaysian Twin Tower: "I STOOD LONGER!"
How do you cause an African parade?
You just carry a water bottle around and hold it up!
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but their flag is a big plus!
What borders on stupidity?
Scotland and the EU.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
Why are mountains 🏔 so funny? Because they’re hill areas, do you get it? They are hill areas, like a mountain is a hill area. It sounds like hilarious, so you get it.
Three Europeans come to America. They all get captured by Native Americans, and they want to kill them, but the Europeans beg to have their lives spared.
The Native Americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the Europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit, and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The Native American says, “Shove it up your butt, if you laugh we kill you.” So, he shoves the peach up his butt and he laughs, and the Native Americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The Native American tells him the same thing. He laughs and the Native Americans kill him. They both see each other in heaven, and the first guy says to the second guy, “I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy, so that's why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?” The second guy says, “Oh yea, I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a pineapple!”