Geography jokes
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.