Geography jokes
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What’s positive in Africa?
HIV/AIDS.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
What do you call a bunch of Aboriginals rolling down a hill?
Abo-lanche.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What YouTube channel did Mt. Fuji subscribe to? Chrissy Man.