Geography jokes
Why were the twin towers fighting?
Because they ordered pepperoni but got plain.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.
The S in America stands for safe.
Maishah, the poo comes from an old bathroom in a country starting with B.
What's the difference between Palestine and yo mama?
Yo mama can be found on Google maps.
Why are people in Japan so thin?
Because it didn't end well the last time a Fat Man was there.
Q: Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
Once I was in South Korea doing stand up comedy... and I started with a "hidden" joke and I said: "I'm so happy to be here in one of the most beautiful Korea's in the world..." which is a good joke but they didn't get it, and they looked at me badly... so I said "I'm here in the South which is more beautiful... South good, North booooooo." But still nothing, they kept glaring at me... then I realized that maybe I was in the wrong Korea.
Which country of the world has the poorest/most hungry people?
Answer: Hungary
A man from France, a man from Britain, and a man from New York are on an expedition to the Amazon Forest. After a while, they get lost. As they are walking, suddenly the bushes jump up into the air, and men with spears are there.
One man says, "Hey, you're in our sacred land. So, what we are going to do is skin you and then use your flesh to make canoes. But we aren’t that crazy, so we will let you choose how you die."
The man from France said, "Bring me the poison."
The man from Britain said, "Bring me the gun."
And the man from New York said, "Bring me a fork."
The guy was confused with the fork but still brought the items and gave them to them. The guy from France said, “For France!” and drank the poison and died. The man from Britain said, “Long live the Queen!” and shot himself and died. And the man from New York started stabbing himself with the fork and said, “MAKE A CANOE OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKERS!”
Where do cows go on a holiday? Moo-Zealand! 😜
What do you call the midget sea?
A pond.
What gun can’t you find in Africa?
A water gun.
Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.
What's a penguin's favorite relative?
Aunt Arctic.
What language do people at the center of the Earth speak?
Core-an (Korean)
Your forehead is so big that it's visible on the world map!