Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
Geography Jokes
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
The "p" in Africa stands for peace.
Yo mama so fat, she asked for a water bed, and they gave her the ocean.
Why aren't blind people in Brazil?
Because they can only read Braille. 🇧🇷 🙄
Me as a 5-year-old: How do you relate to the Twin Towers?
Friend: What?
Me: Every time I think of them, I feel sad.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.
China shouldn't play baseball because that would take out the whole world with one bat.
What mountain cries the most?
A mountain under water.
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book.
Have you heard of China...
China fit this dick in your mouth.
