Geography jokes
Your career might be in the north, but it's going south :)
What's the special part of town called? Downtown.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Dark jokes are like Antarctica.
They're cold.
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
Only if Africa have enough mosquito nets, the mosquitos will not die of AIDS.
Q: What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant?
A: On The Border.
Why can North Korea draw a straight line? Because they've got a supreme ruler.
The department of touch yourself is coming to the UK near you. I hope Scotland gets freedom. I can't wait to leave England and live in Scotland.
It's a RUF life in Africa.
Why do mountains get so big? They have no natural predators.
Your mamma so fat she has to use the equator as her belt.
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating!
I live in China and we have no food. We have to eat Chinese food, so I called my dog over.
Me: I just came home from Africa, and guess what I saw.
Friend: I don't know.
Me: A black market.
Your face is crustier than the Sahara Desert.
French fries weren't originally cooked in France. They were cooked in Greece.
Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.