Geography jokes
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
What's the best thing about Switzerland?
I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.
The other day I pushed a Chinese woman off the Golden Gate Bridge. I was Wong on so many levels.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To run away from the Pakistani.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
What’s the most emo country in the world?
Qatar.
What do you call a Black-Asian dictator?
Kim Kong Coon.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
TV: Water found on Mars...
Mars: 1
Africa: 0
COVID is like fashion...
We started hearing about it in Italy...
Became popular in LA and NYC...
Florida ignored it...
And it was all made in China in the end.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.