Geography jokes
What's the difference between a water bottle and Africa?
One has water; the other one doesn’t.
Why can you never surprise mountains?
They peak.
A Russian wedding should be called a Soviet Union.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
Yo mama so fat that her belt size is the Equator.
Memes
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
What kind of cold flu do the Japanese get? The Koflu.
Yo mama so big, her belt size said "equator."
Yo mama is so small that when she saw the Titanic, she called it the size of the Netherlands.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
Why do mountains never rest?
Because it’s ever-est.
So, if Russia was the motherland and Germany was the fatherland, what does that mean?
The Western Front is domestic violence.
Why is the bottom of the ocean so dark?
Because the Africans couldn't swim.
What's the most illegal activity in Africa?
Watering the plants.
Who is not hungry in Africa?
A dead person.
What is Vladimir Putin's favorite song?
Answer: Crimea River!
Hitler only wanted peace.
A piece of Poland, a piece of Czechoslovakia, and a piece of Turkey.
One like and whatever you say in the comments I'll do, but one rule: it can only be 2-4 hours in or out of Gloucestershire and South Gloucestershire.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
Your mum's so fat, she broke Britain too!
What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.