Genocide jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?
He never learned to mix the colors.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.
What’s worse than dropping your ice cream?
The Holocaust.
The best part about having autism is being able to make jokes about genociding autistic people and no one can say a damn thing.
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
What do you call it when Hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes.
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
You know, when women clean their nails with chemicals, no one cares, but when Hitler tries to clean Poland with chemicals, everyone goes crazy.
If you hit a child, that's child abuse.
If you hit a family member, that's abuse.
If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.
If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?
Harry made it out of the chamber.
Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.
When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?
A man comes into the pharmacy to get a flu shot. The pharmacy nurse prepares one of the shots. The man gets the shot, and the nurse cleans the shot area.
The next day, the man comes back and gets another shot. Before he paid, the nurse said, “Don’t you realize if you get another shot you may die from overdose?” The man said, “Don’t you realize if you don’t shut up I’ll give you a shot of lead?” The nurse got scared and quit her job.
The nurse was relaxing, looking for a vacation to book, when all of a sudden she hears an odd noise. It sounds like someone cocking a gun. The man was hiding behind the nurses bushes. “In return for you giving me shots, here are yours,” said the man as he was chuckling like a psycho. The man shot the nurse in the leg so she couldn’t escape, then he shot her left hand, which is the lady’s dominant hand, so she couldn’t call the cops. For the finishing move, the man curb stomped the fucking life out of her until her head was as flat as paper.
9 years later......
All along, this man, this psycho, escaped a mental hospital. He went on mass genocide, killing 20,000 people in just 3 years. This man is more than human, more than alien, more than god himself. It was Satan reborn.
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
When the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill?
"One, he killed himself."
Community talk
Anyone gonna talk about the fact that Iran is experiencing a genocide now? prolly not.
Is it just me who has a heart full of hate and the desire of hamster genocide when talking to EH?
Litmus test to detect nazis:
Do you think nazism should be made illegal?
We are not revealing anything else but asking that simple question. If you say ANYTHING else, they will try to reply to everything else. So, just ask the question. We are looking for the initial response.
If the reply is "define nazism", you are talking most likely with a nazi. You see, we never defined nazism so whatever image popped in thei… Read more