Genocide jokes

What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?

Santa Claus gets to leave the chimney alive.

If a Jewish kid has ADHD, do they get sent to a concentration camp?

It's a shame Iran doesn't know how to restrain Israel. If only they had Hitler's expertise.

Now he really would be THE FINAL SOLUTION!

Voting for Hillary because of her political experience is like...

Hiring Hitler as a birthday magician because he made 6,000,000 people disappear.

What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?

Panera bloodshed.

What's the difference between Hitler and Usain Bolt?

One actually finished a race.

Why did Hitler commit suicide?

He got the gas bill.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Holocaust victim?

Harry made it out of the chamber.

Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.

When God made Chinese, he said, "DON'T LOOK!" and the Chinese said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You won't want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

When God made White Man, he said, "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES!" and the white man said, "Why?"

And God replied, "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

Then the white man said, "There is a white genocide!"

And the survivors of the Holocaust said, "All these Europeans killed each other, so a white genocide is accurate. White killed white."

Then the Chinese said, "Thank you, we take your land now."

And the Jews said, "But we are God's chosen people!"

And the Chinese said, "Yes, every time God show up you get bullied! You might want to worship someone else!"

And the Jews said, "Why are you Chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"

And the Chinese said, "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so don't go looky looky at the world then."

It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.

I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.

Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.

If abortion is murder, is jerking off genocide?

I tried to tell an Armenian genocide joke in Istanbul.

Nobody got it.

Why did Hitler turn to genocide after a failed career as an artist?

He never learned to mix the colors.

What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.

Hitler was the most handsome man alive.

Everyone died for him.

If Hitler had a cooking channel: Step one... Turn on the gas.

I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.

But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye.

But when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, everyone loses it...

If you hit a child, that's child abuse.

If you hit a family member, that's abuse.

If you kill either, it's murder for some reason.

If it's a whole family, it's genocide for another reason.