The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
What do a "transgender" woman's favorite song and his/her last online order have in common?
~they're both a dick in a box.
There are more than 2 genders
Why did God create women with pussies?
Because:
1. Of course, God is a man.
2. Of course, he isn't gay.
3. Of course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)!
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
modern feminism.
Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman... no other reasons besides that.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowgirl
Snow ball's
There are more than two genders.
I was talking to this absolutely gorgeous woman, and I asked her, “What do you do?” And she said, “I’m a brain surgeon.” And I don’t know if this makes me sexist or not, but I was really impressed.
Most women can’t pull off sarcasm.
Your mum gay, lol.
A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.
The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"
You calling me gay but the pole is straighter than you
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
What did the man say to the woman? "Make me a sandwich."
Did you hear about the homosexual letter? It only came in male boxes.
Why did God create gay men? So fat girls could dance.
If I had a dollar for every gender, i would only have one dollar because women are objects and men are superior
Why did my boyfriend leave me?
Because he's gay.
But why did he come back to me?
Because I'm actually a guy :-)
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
