Gender jokes
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Life is like a penis.
Women make it hard.
What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
What is one thing that a physicality handicapped gay man can do better than a heterosexual female or a bisexual female that are not born physicality handicapped? Know how to perform fellatio on a man that has a very long and thick and very large dick.
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
What do you call a gay man that performs fellatio on a man and cunnilingus on a woman, a person who is curious about male bisexuality, a man that is bicurious?
Does it cycle now?
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
The reason that girls are not allowed in boys' treehouses is because girls can't keep their mouths shut about boys taking turns sucking each other's hotdogs.
Someone asked me my gender... I said, "Woah, man."
Gwen, hi, this is well, I am not saying, are you a girl? I thought you were a girl, but I could be wrong.
"That's not my name, but okay, that's cool. My name is Coco, but okay, and I already knew Jayden was a boy who is bi."
Jack and Jill went up a hill, each with a buck and a quarter.
Jill came down, and she had two-fifty! Oh, what a whore! (Andrew Dice Clay joke.)
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?