Gender jokes
Women are only for sex!
They are good for cooking and sex!
Nothing but those things.
Girls: OMG what color should I use, baby blue, light blue, or navy blue?
Boys: blue is blue.
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
What do you call an entitled woman? A Karen.
What do you call a group of transgender women?
X-Men.
My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."
"Our all-transgender brigade has suffered heavy casualties!"
"What? We haven’t even sent them to fight!"
"They’ve already lost 30% of the unit!"
I asked what LGBTQ stands for, and I couldn’t get a straight answer.
For boys, life is a lot like a penis: simple, soft, straight, relaxed, and hanging freely......... then a woman makes it really hard.😩😉😏
Women suck (GET IT?!)
I remember last year all these bitches called me lame so I stopped the simping and pretended I was gay, now I think they're all fucking with me.
I'm an LGBTQ imposter got cut last year know I've made the roster and you may think I'm a monster. I'm just just tryna see some titties.
If you are a girl--you are allowed to read this.
Look down your shirt and spell attic.
Why is life like penises?
Women make it hard.
After every line, say “I’m a man.”
I went to the club. (I’m a man)
I met a girl. (I’m a man)
I took her to the bar. (I’m a man)
We got some drinks. (I’m a man)
I took her home. (I’m a man)
We got in bed. (I’m a man)
She whispered in my ear... (I’m a man)
Want to know of a funny joke?
Women drivers.
Ima start callin' these hoes roosters, 'cause any cock-a-do.
Bitches be like "Kill all men" till a black guy dies.
Women have so much evil in their blood that God has to drain it once a month. Hehehehehe
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: Impatient feminist.
Friend: Impati--
Me: Why don't we have equal pay YETTTTTTT?
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!