My dad is like the female wage gap: nonexistent.
wanna hear a joke? woman's rights
How can you tell if Google is a girl?
It makes suggestions before you finish your sentence!
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Guy: Say "I'm a man" every time I stop.
Person:
Guy: You walk into a bar.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You meet a girl.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You and the girl go to a hotel.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: You guys go on a bed.
Person: I'm a man.
Guy: She whispers into your ear...
Person: I'm a man!
Stage 4 cancer is like a woman. You can’t beat it, but if you do, she’ll probably come back again.
Why are most firefighters men? Because they like to find hot places and leave them wet.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a rock?
A rock can break a glass ceiling.
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
What makes you think feminists can change anything?
What's the difference between Spongebob and a feminist?
A feminist has hair.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Infinite because feminists can't solve problems.
Why does it take longer for women to orgasm than men?
Who cares?
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two; one to screw in the lightbulb and one to SUCK MY COCK!
Donald Trump has too much sand in his vagina.
Why do men have penises?
They gotta shut women up somehow.
How do you turn a straight guy into a gay guy? Well... for starters, you grab that ass of his, drag him into the bathroom, and tell him to suck my long, big pineapple, and thus you have yourself one straight guy converted into a dick-sucking machine.
What is the difference between a snow woman and a snowman?
Snowballs.
What turns a girl on more than having sex with her?
When she finds out that you have a vibrator too.
