Gender Identity jokes

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.

Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?

It’s called "Maybe Dick."

How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?

By kicking him hard in the balls.

Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.

If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?

Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.

Why do leftists call their child Ariel?

So they can decide whether it wants to be a man, woman, mermaid, or washing powder.

What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.

Why do transgender people have high rates of suicide?

Because they can't accept themselves for who they are, but they want everyone else to accept them.

What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?

Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."

If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?

If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?

Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.

But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?

Was Randy. 👹