Gender Identity jokes
I just got a taste of Kingston, Ontario's only transgender restaurant: 664 Bath. A Dairy Queen who used to be a Burger King.
If a girl is vegan and she's dating a transgender person, does that mean she's eating fake meat too?
How do you kill a tranny?
Misgender it to death.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
How do you affirm a trans woman's gender?
By kicking him hard in the balls.
How do you get a trans woman to commit suicide?
Use he/him pronouns on him.
Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
Why doesn't The View have anyone on it who is trans? They just look like they are.
Have you heard of the book about the transgender whale?
It’s called "Maybe Dick."
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
I recently learned that churches won’t let trans men become priests because they don’t consider trans men as men, which is rather confusing to me.
As a Jew, I don’t know very much about Christianity, but from what I’ve heard, don’t priests love little boys?
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say "I'm a real boy."
(I'm a trans man myself lol)
If emo grass cuts itself for you, then what do transgender picture frames do?
Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?
A: The X-Men.
Q: Why did the trans man only eat salads?
A: Because he is a "herbefore."
How do you get away with rape and incest in California?
Say you identify as a woman. Fact: It's actually legal to rape your daughter if you are a woman in California.
You: Hey, Alexa, what is your gender?
Alexa: I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are...
Me: *hears it* And their pronouns are he/he.