I turned gay cus my wife is too poor
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they are fucking assholes
Me yelling every gay slur to get suspended
I’m in catholic school
If all women dissappeared one day it would be a pain in the ass
friend: Name one gay person off the top of you're head Me: Me
Why are day dudes so rude...
Because their fucking ass holes
why cant there be a gay disabled person? because a fruit cant be the same as a vegetable
I drove my new rainbow-colored car today. For some reason, it wouldn't go straight.
Why are gay men better then straight women?......... Because gay men are more willing to look after kids once they swallow them.
A gay guy and a trucker get in a car crash
The gay guy says "somebody call the police! This man just rammed into me!" . The trucker says "what the fuck did you just say fucker? Get over here I'm gonna wreck your ass!" . The gay man then says "it's okay everybody don't call he police! He wants to negotiate"
I told my mom I'm happy and she said: "I didn't know you were gay."
90% of women don't like men in pink shirts. Ironically, 90% of men in pink shirts don't like women.
I'm as straight as a rainbow
Person 1: “You assume I’m gay because I have rainbow hair, I’m wearing a rainbow shirt, and I have a rainbow pride flag behind me?”
Person 2: “You assume I’m disabled because I have deformed arms and limbs, no legs, and I ride around in a wheelchair?”
Why are gay men so rude? Because they're fucking assholes.
