Gay jokes
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the gay man's house?
Knock knock, it's the gay man. There's a chicken at my house.
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Your nan's gay.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"
Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?
So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.