Gay jokes
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Why are you gay? Because I said so!
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
Memes
You're gay!
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?
It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...
You are gay.
F*ck my ass.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.
I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."