Gay jokes
A gay couple and a lesbian couple are going on a cruise. Who gets there first?
Obviously, the lesbian couple; they got their lickety-split. The gay couple was still packing their shit.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What is a gay person’s favourite meal?
Willy con carne.
If a physically handicapped gay white male is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall, and if you are a gay white male that is well-endowed that is not physically handicapped, and if you want the physically handicapped gay white male who is sitting on the toilet in the handicapped stall to suck your dick, what do you do to convince him to suck your dick if you have a hard on and your horny as hell?
Put $25.00 under the handicapped stall before you put your dick under the handicapped stall.
"Ur mum gay..."
Sorry wrong person.
I asked my friend what the best gay joke is, and she said "You."
A king ordered to execute a gay man.
The gay man came and said, "Please don't behead me, have pity!" The king replied, "I will have pity because I will impale you, let you enjoy your last moments."
Why are orphans called orphans?
'Cause they're gay.
Roses are red, Justin Bieber is gay, But most importantly, You know de way.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
Comment on this if you are somewhat like me: depressed, single, gay, and act like you're not burning inside.
You're gay!
Why do Catholic priests make the best cocksuckers for gay and bisexual men that are members of the Catholic Church?
Because there are glory holes inside of the confessional booths.
There is a kid in my class who is allergic to peanuts. He says he's gay. He can't be though... he's allergic to nuts!
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
What is the difference between a gay male who is not physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male that is not physically challenged, and a gay male who is physically challenged giving a blowjob to a gay male who is not physically challenged?
A gay male who is not physically challenged who receives a blowjob from a gay male who is physically challenged would still not believe that the physically challenged male is gay because the gay male who is not physically challenged is the definition of an asshole.
If my son was a real man, I wouldn't have caught him fucking another man.
Vladimir Putin is probably a homophobe because he has to go through life with the name of a gay porn star.
What did the Chinese guy say to the Italian guy?
同性恋球蜥蜴 (translate it)