Gay jokes
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Does it make me gay if I kiss your dad and he decides to drill my ass?
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
Ur dad is gay!
Omg! I didn't mean that. Please don't tell ur mom.
I'm so so so sry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
What do you call a garage that is gay?
A gyarge.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Your nan's gay.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Why are you gay? Because I said so!