Gay jokes
My friend saw your forehead and realized you're gay.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Gay.
Gay who?
You're gay.
What do you call a gay emo kid?
Fruit Ninja.
What is it that gay men can't get from having too much oral sex?
Erectile dysfunction.
What do you call a gay priest? Hahahahahaha!
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
Your nan's gay.
What do you call a gay man that is not a vegetarian?
A cocksucker.
Gays: I like men.
Straight: I like women.
Bisexual: A hole is a hole.
Why is Marcus gay? Because he's gay.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
Yo mama so gay that she made left and right turn straight.
What do you call a gay cactus?
A "prick."
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
Jake, Tommy, and Mike were adopted. Jake got adopted, Tommy got adopted, and Mike. Mike grew up to be an office worker. So you get a new job, and hear something about this guy named Mike.
The next day you go into the office and Mike is sitting next to you, with unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Then, a co-worker comes up and says, "No one told you Mike was gonna be this GGGAAAAYYYYY!"
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.