Gay jokes
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
Why does God hate me?
Because I'm a gay minority who fights for women's rights.
I wish my ex-wife would take me back. :(
A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"
What do you call a gay person who is gay but just can't admit it? A Filipino.
You're gay!
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
I think them homosexuals are rather gay.
Yo momma so gay, she watched straight porn because gay porn was boring because she is gay!
What do we call a gay Canadian?
Sophisticated cunt.
Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.
Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.
What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.
Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.
The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.
F*ck my ass.
Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."
Being gay must be a pain in the ass.
What do you call a gay grenade?
A fragette.
Your mom gay.
What do gay girls order in a bar?
Pussy juice.