Gay jokes

I think them homosexuals are rather gay.

My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D

What do we call a gay Canadian?

Sophisticated cunt.

Ever wonder why pride month is so hot?

It's just a free trial of what's to come for the celebrators...

You are gay.

F*ck my ass.

Here in Canada, you used to be able to be shipped off to an asylum just because you were gay.

I guess they couldn't tell the fruits from the nuts.

Are you gay? Yeah, because I loved you.

What do you call six gay people in a war? Rainbow Six Siege.

Yo mama so gay, she almost passed away.

Two friends wanting to find out if their buddy was gay.

The two walked up to their buddy and said, "Get down!" and he kneeled down.

Nah, bruh, my hairline straighter than a gay person's.

Someone goes into a bar and asks for a blow job. The barman goes, "Me too." But then the guy goes, "I meant the drink."

Being gay must be a pain in the ass.

What do you call a gay grenade?

A fragette.

Your mom gay.

What do gay girls order in a bar?

Pussy juice.

Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.

Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: You can't!

Stranger 2: You can.

Stranger 3: How?

Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.

Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.

Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-

(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)

Gay person to girl: What’s your favorite planet?

Girl: Penus-(penis)(venus), and what is yours?

Gay person: What else, it's Your Anus (Uranus)!😅

You're gay, Amon.